Friday, March 08, 2013

Police Arrest Woman And Find Her Hiding A Loaded Gun In Her Vagina

Let's finish things off with a crime story, OK?

Christine Dawn Harris was arrested in Ada Oklahoma on drug charges at the beginning of the week, and was strip searched by a female police officer. They found the expected baggies of meth lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks, and were prepared to let her get dressed so they could continue to process her when another officer noticed what appeared to be part of a wooden handle sticking out of her va-jay-jay.

It turned out to be the handle of a loaded 5-shot .22 with three live rounds in it. You can imagine the reaction that triggered..


At around 3:45 AM Monday, cops spotted Harris and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. The women were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back.” Asked by a cop if the car contained weapons or drugs, Harris, who was behind the wheel, answered that “she did not think there was anything.”

But when a drug dog alerted to both the driver and passenger sides of the Toyota Yaris,[sic] cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.

While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.”

Transporting a loaded gun in that kind of er...holster was pretty unsafe, but if there'd been a mishap, at least she would have gone out with a bang.

No comments: