tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post116603933198140816..comments2024-02-29T02:10:56.878-08:00Comments on J O S H U A P U N D I T: Weekend Monkey: Let's play `You're the Qadi!'Freedom Fighterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13649470110087808596noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166196320217836202006-12-15T07:25:00.000-08:002006-12-15T07:25:00.000-08:00I finally managed to find time to do this! I had t...I finally managed to find time to do this! I had to print Weekend Monkey's quiz and hide in the bathroom to attempt it, though.<BR/><BR/>I have to admit, WM, that this quiz-thing made me feel a bit schizo. For most of the questions, there's an answer I believe is right, and then there's one I fear is right. So I'm going to try and be a good boy and answer honestly (then I'll put the answer I fear in brackets).<BR/>OK?<BR/>Here goes:<BR/><BR/>1. d. After all, those daughters are pretty unimportant compared to sons, right? (c is what I fear).<BR/><BR/>2. b. Hey they're dhimmis and what does their evidence count against that of a muslim? (c is what I fear again. Maybe if they're not to be believed then they're also to be punished for lying)<BR/><BR/>3. b. That's certainly all it takes. (d. I fear that she loses her property and access to her children but I can't believe it.)<BR/><BR/>4. b. Same argument as number 2. (d - same argument as number 2.)<BR/><BR/>5. a. I can't believe that the girl's sister would do this to her, since I think Mumtaz'd be very likely to be found guilty of adultery and stoned (you need four male witnesses to establish rape, not one female witness).<BR/>(In this case, my fear and belief coincide!).<BR/><BR/>6. b. After all, it's only a stinking Joooo. (d. Not just a Jooooo, but a jumped-up, trying for civilised Joooo)<BR/><BR/>7. c. What can I say, the ends justify the means. This way Sarai is saved. (c. again)<BR/><BR/>8. c. There are no witnesses but the woman is a ferenghi and we don't want too much trouble (d. Just like number 5.)<BR/><BR/>9. b. But not much money because it's only a Jooo(d. because the Joooo shouldn't have been riding a horse, as it's insufficiently servile, and puts him higher than a Muslim. But, Mohammed <I>really</I> shouldn't have lied to the Qadi).<BR/><BR/>10. c. Stupid, stupid Achmed. By asking to get back more than he lent he's effectively asking for interest and that's <I>filthy, stinking usury</I> and is strictly forbidden by the Quran!<BR/>(c. I can't fear any worse).Clovis Sangrailhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05374140845707202168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166132897710537322006-12-14T13:48:00.000-08:002006-12-14T13:48:00.000-08:00Remember one thing, Louie. I'm Weekend Monkey and ...Remember one thing, Louie. I'm Weekend Monkey and you're not.It's just like John Kerry told me, when you become a public figure people envy you.<BR/><BR/>I bet FF that you were too stoopid to get the right answers on at least half of these questions. Looks like I was right,huh?<BR/><BR/>Prove me wrong, Primate before you start mouthing off about brain cells, OK?<BR/><BR/>Hee hee hee!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166130401411963052006-12-14T13:06:00.000-08:002006-12-14T13:06:00.000-08:00from a different thread, i will, at ff insistance ...from a different thread, i will, at ff insistance respond.<BR/>but first, i want to reference monkey boy's comment regarding my having a pair, i am sure was referring to my genitalia, whereas, if i referred to chimpy having a pair, we all would know i would be referring to the number of brain cells he has.<BR/>alas, i won't be participating in the quiz. i will be the miniscule fringe part of joshua's army that refuses.<BR/>put me down for a's across the board.<BR/>chimpy is right about one thing, i do not understand mid-east logic/reasoning.<BR/>all i could offer would be to obfuscate the posting by offering the following story:<BR/>as i have previously stated, when i went to work for <A HREF="http://www.interpol.int/public/Data/Wanted/Notices/Data/2005/03/2005_25103.asp" REL="nofollow">this</A> guy in 1990, he was single sourcing all the components used to fabricate the oil/gas production type equipment we were building. he would get a bid from the same guy every time and call him back and make him come down on the price 10%. <BR/>doesn't take long to recognize a horseshoe.<BR/>when i came on the scene, i got bids from several different suppliers. parviz got hold of the list, contacted each, and told them to come down on their prices. <BR/>they all did. <BR/>the person we placed the order with was the same person he had ordered from all along. his price was the highest of all the competitors. <BR/>why?<BR/>because he had come down the largest "increment" in the discount.<BR/>as i previously stated, i do not understand mid-east logic, nor do i care to.<BR/>not even to allow chimpy the glee of pounding me in the sand.<BR/><BR/>one other thing though, nazar really got into the quiz thing. i can only imagine what chimpy will offer as a prize...........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166104235023753032006-12-14T05:50:00.000-08:002006-12-14T05:50:00.000-08:001) c2) c3) d4) d5) c6) d7) c8) b9) d10)b1) c<BR/>2) c<BR/>3) d<BR/>4) d<BR/>5) c<BR/>6) d<BR/>7) c<BR/>8) b<BR/>9) d<BR/>10)bAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166058911298896002006-12-13T17:15:00.000-08:002006-12-13T17:15:00.000-08:00Methinks you made a mistake on #1. You say that A...Methinks you made a mistake on #1. You say that Ali died, yet somehow he gets the inheritance in two of the options. Assuming that you mean Omar instead of Ali, here are my answers.<BR/>1-C Omar all the way. <BR/>2-C Christians are polygamists, don't ya know? Allahu Ahkbar!<BR/>3-D As crazy as that sounds, a Muslim man can really do that to this wife. Not exactly a hallmark of chivarly, eh?<BR/>4-D A Christian's word vs. a Muslim's word? Case settled. Next.<BR/>5-B Not sure about this one. I'm tempted to go with A, but that seems even less likely.<BR/>6-D Allah's justice indeed.<BR/>7-C This one's a no-brainer. One more slave for Allah and his boy Moe.<BR/>8-B Everyone knows that you can only trust Muslims, and that infidels, especially female infidels are dirty liars and sluts. Allah is great!<BR/>9-D Why did he even bother lying? He only assaulted a Jew after all, perfectly legal that is. He should have been smarter than to lie, and for his stupidity he will receieve some well-deserved lashes.<BR/>10-A Since both men are Muslims, the deal stands. If the deal was made to a jooo, on the other hand...<BR/><BR/>Well, there it is. Can't wait to see my winnings.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166054162058479262006-12-13T15:56:00.000-08:002006-12-13T15:56:00.000-08:00Ok here goes...1-b 2-c 3-b 4-d 5-b 6-b 7-b 8-b9-d ...Ok here goes...<BR/><BR/>1-b 2-c 3-b 4-d 5-b 6-b 7-b 8-b<BR/>9-d 10-b<BR/><BR/>What do I win?<BR/><BR/>Ahab the AY-RabAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166051435237237162006-12-13T15:10:00.000-08:002006-12-13T15:10:00.000-08:00`Chimp boy',huh?Do you know the right answers to...`Chimp boy',huh?<BR/><BR/>Do <I> you </I> know the right answers to these questions? I bet not.<BR/><BR/>Post `em if you've got a pair, Louie and I'll let you know if you won on FridayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-1166051222251125652006-12-13T15:07:00.000-08:002006-12-13T15:07:00.000-08:00while trying to be clever, i think this post has a...while trying to be clever, i think this post has a lot of information and meaning.<BR/>what i think, is ff was putting the information together for another one of his informative postings, and chimp boy stole it and posted it.<BR/>chimpy was obviously off slacking someplace.<BR/>just like chimp boy always does.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com