tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post2195023695580921672..comments2024-02-29T02:10:56.878-08:00Comments on J O S H U A P U N D I T: Too Much Ice, Not Enough VodkaFreedom Fighterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13649470110087808596noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-39132633156111753202011-03-11T17:06:57.085-08:002011-03-11T17:06:57.085-08:00I lost my car. Literally.
I was drinking at a lo...I lost my car. Literally.<br /><br />I was drinking at a local bar for a couple of hours and when I walked back to where my car was supposed to be, nothing.<br /><br />I went home in a cab, which was probably a good idea anyway. But I still couldn't find the thing the next day.<br /><br />Finally, two days later a friend called me and told me where he'd seen it. Damned if I remember how it got there.<br /><br />My friends were busting my balls for months over it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-5940233915756322632011-03-11T13:34:46.230-08:002011-03-11T13:34:46.230-08:00no comment.no comment.louielouienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-35222790593468678822011-03-11T12:38:45.574-08:002011-03-11T12:38:45.574-08:00I was at an all girl's college and got really ...I was at an all girl's college and got really trashed with my dorm roommates one night.<br /><br />Apparently I was running my mouth to someone because they tied me naked to my bed and I ended up peeing myself. Ewww!<br /><br />I found some new roommates pretty quick.Linda Lnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-54068503665465485382011-03-11T12:19:47.301-08:002011-03-11T12:19:47.301-08:00Tips from someone who's been there. Go Alpha.
...Tips from someone who's been there. Go Alpha.<br /><br />(a) If you wake up first, check the purse for an ID if you're so inclined.<br /><br />(b)If that's not an option, screw her really, really good..and if she asks you if you remember her name, brazen it out with something like 'Hey I just met you last night. But I'm asking now.' That's assuming you feel she's worth keeping around.If you did the job properly, she'll be ecstatic that you actually <i>want</i> to know her name and perhaps progress to an actual relationship.<br /><br />(c) Turn the tables. 'Hey do you remember MY name?' Chances are she won't, so you'll both have a good laugh. If by chance she does, you can always go with plan B and take your chances.<br /><br />Regards,<br />RobFreedom Fighterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13649470110087808596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16816866.post-66310401475432814142011-03-11T11:32:18.708-08:002011-03-11T11:32:18.708-08:00hooked up with a fat chick. woke up the next morni...hooked up with a fat chick. woke up the next morning with a pounding headache and a faint recollection of the night prior. she then proceeded to get butthurt when I didn't know her name. ugh, never again.nazarnoreply@blogger.com