Al Zarqawi and his 72 Virgins I hate Elvis references, but which Al Zarqawi do the 72 virgins get, the fat one or the thin one? Or maybe they get the bloodied, battered, blown up one....
Or, as Zarqawi/Elvis would sing -`Uh Uh Uh - Be ah mah Little Go-od luck bomb, wo ho ho let's go to par-a-dise'...I wanna go-od luck bomb, that I can call my own to de-ton-ate to-ni-ight!'
Hey, it's me, Zarqawi! I killed lots of infidels, so where's my 72 virgins?
Down here, you're the virgin, sweetheart. Didn't you get the memo?
Al Zarqawi and his 72 Virgins
ReplyDeleteI hate Elvis references, but which Al Zarqawi do the 72 virgins get, the fat one or the thin one? Or maybe they get the bloodied, battered, blown up one....
Dag
Eh - doesn't matter!
ReplyDeleteOr, as Zarqawi/Elvis would sing -`Uh Uh Uh - Be ah mah Little Go-od luck bomb, wo ho ho let's go to par-a-dise'...I wanna go-od luck bomb, that I can call my own to de-ton-ate to-ni-ight!'
(*Sorry*. Really)