What you don't know while getting wasted can literally have you or your friends taking the dirt nap...
Think that you should just let a drunk friend sleep it off, that drinking keeps you warm, that drinking coffee sobers you up,or a couple of the other popular urban legends about getting blotto? Urrrk! Wrong! Cracked's Adam Brown gives you the real skinny and tells you what you ought to be doing instead.
Aside from not sopping up booze like they're going to stop making it tomorrow, that is...
aside from using a photo of ff front yard most mornings, they are going to stop making it tomorrow.....aren't they????
ReplyDelete#5 on the list got me laid at an after party one night.
i was in a group that left a bar and went to some house for an after party.
the main group threw a drunk onto a bed on his back. i told them to roll him over with his head hanging off the end of the bed, for the vomit reasons. some cutey heard me say this, took interest, and we destroyed some kids swing set.
that of course was many years ago......