good one anon, if that don't work throw a house on 'er. my self being from a state clinging to guns and religion, i'll pass on making a reference to hussein's ability to work a device as complex as an umbarella. as it would no doubt be racist. ok, i'll try. my hussein, what a carbon footprint you have there with them three, count 'em three, a/c compressor units. told 'ya it'd be racist.
Facing a bleak political future, the President auditions for a part in a touring production of Mary Poppins : ' Now what am I supposed to do ? Am I supposed to reach under with the other hand & grab it ? Could someone call Julie Andrews quickly ? I can't stand here like this all day. Why was there no instruction manual with this thing ? ' --dragon/dinosaur
Michelle: "Ahhh, Barack I'm melting!"
ReplyDeletegood one anon, if that don't work throw a house on 'er.
ReplyDeletemy self being from a state clinging to guns and religion, i'll pass on making a reference to hussein's ability to work a device as complex as an umbarella. as it would no doubt be racist.
ok, i'll try.
my hussein, what a carbon footprint you have there with them three, count 'em three, a/c compressor units.
told 'ya it'd be racist.
Michelle sez - "Damn Barack, that's another thing you can't get up."
ReplyDeleteFacing a bleak political future, the President auditions for a part in a touring production of Mary Poppins : ' Now what am I supposed to do ? Am I supposed to reach under with the other hand & grab it ? Could someone call Julie Andrews quickly ? I can't stand here like this all day. Why was there no instruction manual with this thing ? ' --dragon/dinosaur
ReplyDelete"I think this umbrella needs a stimulus"
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have the racists that made this umbrella investigated by the justice department and audited bythe IRS!
ReplyDelete"I need to appoint me a umbrella czar"
ReplyDeleteFool, no way you gonna fly over the fence using that thing!I don't care how many times you watched Mary Poppins!
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