Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With Sex Toy

Carolee Bildsten of Gurnee, Illinois was arrested after she allegedly assaulted a police officer with what Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick described as “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”

And no, it apparently was not a credit card.

Bildsten allegedly ran out on a bill at Joe’s Crab Shack on Northridge Drive in Gurnee. The alleged bad vibrations occurred when a police officer went to Bildsten’s residence to investigate the unpaid tab.

OK. here's what she looks like..

Being a cop..someone's got to do it.

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