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Monday, March 07, 2011

*Snicker* President Obama Signs Order Resuming Gitmo Tribunals



Yes indeed. When Mr. Hope n' Change was on the campaign trail, he swore he was going to shut down our tropical resort for jihadis at Club Gitmo...and he really hoped he could. But he changed!

President Obama signed an order today to resume military trials at Club Gitmo. In a press release today, Obama said that this new policy will “broaden our ability to bring terrorists to justice, provide oversight for our actions, and ensure the humane treatment of detainees.”

Which of course is 180 degrees from what he was saying before, if you remember.

Back in 2009, Obama lectured us that “the existence of Guantanamo likely created more terrorists around the world than it ever detained.” And in a May 2009 speech, the president dismissed the opposition to closing the prison as partisan politics designed to create a “climate of fear”...you know, something those evil Republicans were getting all wee weed up about.

Now, after all that nonsense, President Obama has, umm, reconsidered. And it looks like former President Bush, Dick Cheney and John Yoo knew what they were talking about after all, while Obama was just blowing unicorn smoke rings. And now, he finally has to admit he had no clue about what he was talking about.

Embarrassing, to say the least.


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1 comment:

  1. louielouie6:42 PM

    lemme see if it goes something like this.........
    hussein wouldn't have the difficulty of closing gitmo if bush had not opened it in the first place.
    as for the rest, this is just a political move by elmer gantry with a tan.
    with this action, his "JAR" will go over the 50% mark. and i don't need to look at rasmussen to tell that.
    speaking of rasmussen, hussein is up two points over last week.
    maybe, if we're lucky, during hussein's third or fourth term in office, someone in this country, will remember some of the details ff has pointed out in his essay.
    as it stands now, this will register to myself, and 5 or 6 other people.

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