Man Fined For Driving While Receiving Oral Sex

I swear, it's getting so everything's illegal these days!

The Ashkelon Traffic Court fined a man, 26, who was caught some three weeks ago driving while his girlfriend was performing oral sex on him, to some NIS 1,500 (roughly $424), and two-months probation.

According to the indictment, the defendant was "driving a vehicle irresponsibly while allowing the passenger near you perform oral sex while driving a main road." The girlfriend was not summoned to testify, but the defendant confessed to the allegations.