Things looked a little dicey for a bit after the former Vice President was removed to a hospital for heart trouble, but he's recovering famously and his daughter Liz says he may leave the hospital in a day or so.
Reports are that he's getting up to speed by catching bullets in his bare hands, leaping tall buildings with a single bound and outracing locomotives...
I may have made that last part up. But not by much!
Here's to the the Dark Lord - may he recover quickly and return to his full power to scare the you-know-what out of the Left.
G-d, I've missed having him in Washington for the last two years..
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i think he'll be out of the hospital in time to steer the hurricane(alex) in the direction of most distruction.
bush caused the oil spill.
this hurricane must be cheney's doing.
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