Saturday, December 05, 2009

Andrew Sullivan, Master of Medical Science

Sully is off his meds again. Or dementia is finally setting in.

Personally, I vote for number two.

He was quite agitated when Governor Palin had the nerve to suggest that asking about Barack Obama's long form birth certificate and the myriad of other personal records he's devoted so much time, effort and money to sealing are legitimate questions, although she personally isn't interested in pursuing the matter herself.

That 'attack' on Obama was all it took to send Sully batsh*t crazy, so now he's back to recycling the Trig/birther wack job conspiracy theories again, trying to attack Sarah Palin by showing that Trig Palin is not Sarah Palin's child, but instead was her daughter Bristol's baby.

What a class act, no?

Just read the eh-vee-dence:

Palin has never produced Trig's birth certificate or a single piece of objective medical evidence that proves he is indeed her biological son. A child with Down Syndrome must have a pile of such records, tests, assessments and ultrasounds that conclusively prove that he is Sarah's biological son. It seems bizarre to me that neither the public nor the campaign (so far as I can glean) has ever been given one of them.

Somebody must have sprayed Raid or horse tranquilizer on one of Sully's joints.

First of all, Sarah Palin isn't the president, isn't running for anything, and Trig's birth certificate has no Constitutional implications..unless you're Andrew Sullivan, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire. Sully's birth certificate (assuming he's not one of those slick new Japanese 'droids) has as much to do with presidential politics as Trig Palin's.

Now I realize that Sully has little to do with human females,but even he ought to be able to understand the implications of Bristol Palin having her own baby 8 months after Trig was that pretty much eliminates the idea that she had two kids in such a short time. Oh, wait, I get it! Bristol Palin was abducted by aliens and impregnated aboard a flying saucer with dual embryos set to eject at 8 month intervals!!!

Not that any of this is going to make a difference to Andrew Sullivan, Master of Medical Science. Sully has always had this incoherent hatred of Sarah Palin and her family. It's the same sort of behavior Andy exhibits towards Israel and the Evil's something quivering, twitching and bile inducing inside of him to the point where the synapses snap and the most bizarre rage-filled crap surfaces.

Think Captain Queeg and the strawberries...cubed.

For my part, I'm amazed anyone continues to take him seriously.

More at RS McCain and Dan Riehl's place.

1 comment:

Larry Sheldon said...

And Sullivan....
That's two.