Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Secret Service Prostitute To Pose Nude

Dania Suarez, the 24-year-old Colombian prostitute at the heart of the Secret Service scandal is still negotiating a deal to pose nude for either Playboy or Hustler, and the piece will also feature an article along with the pictures.

The rumor is that she was offered her asking price of $80,000 but problems arose after she took the pictures and was only offered $300....I may have made that last part up.


Anonymous said...

I don't understand what all the fuss is about.
Are Secret Service guys supposed to be celibate monks? Or eunuchs?
As long as they were paying the girls with their own money, what's the problem?
Are they supposed to have sex with each other?

Rob said...

The problem was a certain lack of discretion and the ensuing attention brought on by a failure to honor one of the oldest tenets of capitalism...a deal's a deal and once a price is agreed on and services are provided you honor it or deal with the consequences.

Or to quote an old joke...know how to make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

In this case, the moaning turned out to be a lot more cxostly!


Bourbon said...

i could have her for $47? I'm going Columbia. The plane ticket cost more.

Bourbon said...

you mean I could have HER for $47? I'm going to Columbia...the plane ticket costs more...