Thursday, May 19, 2011

German Company Rewards Salesmen With Orgy

Ah, what a unique company benefit!

German insurance company Munich RE is one of the largest re-insurers in the world, and ERGO, one of their divisions must be a particularly happy place to work.

Back in 2007 ERGO rewarded its top sales people and executives with an orgy in the Hungarian capital of Budapest.

Apparently there were about a hundred participants and twenty prostitutes at the affair, and ( this part made me laugh) with typical Germanic efficiency the prostitutes all wore color-coded arm-bands designating whether they were available or not and and the women had their arms stamped after each, umm..servicing.

According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".

"After each such encounter the women were stamped on the lower arm in order to keep track of how often each woman was frequented," the paper quoted the man as saying.

"The women wore red and yellow wrist bands. One lot were hostesses, the others would fulfill your every wish.

"There were also women with white wrist bands. They were reserved for board members and the very best sales reps."

I can just see it now. You see someone that catches your fancy, walk up to her and get told, " Hans, you only increased your sales quota by twenty per cent. Go find one of the yellow band girls, and try and do better next year, ja?"

A spokesman for ERGO admitted that yes, the orgy happened but also said that it was not the usual way the company rewarded their employees.

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1 comment:

louielouie said...

i think ff reporting of this ...... event ...... comes across as just a weeeeee bit casual, relaxed, familiar.
just an teensy bit been there, done that.
the picture of one of the rooms in his house does little to dispel my contention.

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