Thursday, August 02, 2012
Reid Doubles Down: 'Romney Needs To Prove He Paid Taxes'
I see where Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to double down on his totally unproven allegations that Mitt Romney hasn't paid taxes for the last decade:
“I am not basing this on some figment of my imagination,” Reid said in a telephone call with Nevada reporters. “I have had a number of people tell me that.”
Asked to elaborate on his sources, Reid declined. “No, that’s the best you’re going to get from me.”
“I don’t think the burden should be on me,” Reid said. “The burden should be on him. He’s the one I’ve alleged has not paid any taxes. Why didn’t he release his tax returns?”
OK, Senator. Fine by me.
As I reported earlier, my numerous sources( who of course are confidential) tell me you regularly purchase dogs for the purpose of having sex with them, and that you like to set your own farts on fire.
I have that direct from a long time owner of a kennel who's known Reid for years, and told me explicitly that not only did Senator Reid admit it to him, but that he's been supplying the dogs in question and actually saw Reid set one of his farts on fire with a bic lighter.
Not only that, but the photographic evidence above from my sources shows you allegedly testing one of the dogs for 'suitability'.
You prove to me they're lying, Senator Reid. So far, I haven't even gotten an official denial from your office.
Plus, another of my sources - and again, I've heard this from lots of people- tells me you like toi pick and eat your own boogers when you think no one's looking, and again, there's photographic evidence.
The burden of proof should be on you to prove it isn't true, Senator Reid. I'm waiting...
Rack 'em smack'em, rack 'em jack 'em, as one of my acquaintances used to say in these circumstances .
( G-d bless you Choo Choo m'man, wherever you are)