Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Ahmadinejad Survives Assassination Attempt

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad survived an assassination attempt today when a homemade hand grenade was tossed at his motorcade during a visit to the western city of Hamadan. One person was reportedly arrested.

Ahmadinejad commented that he was the target of an assassination plot by Israel. "The stupid Zionists have hired mercenaries to assassinate me," he said.

Mahmoud old buddy, if the 'Zionists' were really trying to bump you off, I doubt they'd use some wacko with a crude, home made device to make the hit. And the results might have been somewhat different.

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louielouie said...

if the joos had in any way been involved in knocking off the little stopngo clerk, his body temperature would now equal room temperature.

mr. monk said...

A word of advice: if you want to credibly blame someone for failing to kill you, it's generally not a good idea to make that someone members of a country where the majority of citizens have military training and can legally carry assault rifles.

B.Poster said...

I think the Iranian leader staged this. Recently he made the statement that the US plans to attack two cuntries in the Middle East. This is a bold faced lie. In actuality, Iran plans to attack America and probably Israel within the next few months. The alleged threats from America to attack Iran will be used as justification. A staged assaination attempt simply adds more justification. As they always do, the world media will eat up what he has to say and will simply accept it at face value.

"....where the majority of citizens have military training and can legally carry assault rifles." I think you are refering to Israel here. If so, I have found yet another reason to love Israel!! Even before 9/11 I thought that all able bodied Americans should receive military training and should be allowed to legally carry assault rifles. The main reason for this is becuase I was concerned about a 9/11 style attack and ensuring we at least had a fighting chance to prevent it. Then just as I thought was going to happen, 9/11 happened!! Perhaps if the passengers had been armed we could have prevented the attacks of 911. I suspect the founding fathers understood these things. This is why the constitution has the right to keep and bear arms.

Long live Israel!! Hopefully America will soon follow Israel's lead here and implement military training for all able bodied citizens and allow all citizens to legally carry assault rifles!!