"Dammit, This Is Bush's Fault Too!" ~ J O S H U A P U N D I T

Monday, August 30, 2010

Yes, umbrellas are tricky things to manage without the instruction manual, aren't they?

Feel free to add your own captions in the comments.

Anonymous said...: Michelle: "Ahhh, Barack I'm melting!"; 7:50 PM
louielouie said...: good one anon, if that don't work throw a house on 'er.
my self being from a state clinging to guns and religion, i'll pass on making a reference to hussein's ability to work a device as complex as an umbarella. as it would no doubt be racist.
ok, i'll try.
my hussein, what a carbon footprint you have there with them three, count 'em three, a/c compressor units.
told 'ya it'd be racist.; 9:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Michelle sez - "Damn Barack, that's another thing you can't get up."; 1:43 AM
Anonymous said...: Facing a bleak political future, the President auditions for a part in a touring production of Mary Poppins : ' Now what am I supposed to do ? Am I supposed to reach under with the other hand & grab it ? Could someone call Julie Andrews quickly ? I can't stand here like this all day. Why was there no instruction manual with this thing ? ' --dragon/dinosaur; 6:05 AM
Anonymous said...: "I think this umbrella needs a stimulus"; 9:19 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm gonna have the racists that made this umbrella investigated by the justice department and audited bythe IRS!; 2:02 PM
Smilin' Jack said...: "I need to appoint me a umbrella czar"; 8:57 PM
JJ said...: Fool, no way you gonna fly over the fence using that thing!I don't care how many times you watched Mary Poppins!; 10:10 AM

Monday, August 30, 2010