Monday, January 05, 2009

It's Hard Out There For A ( Hamas) Pimp



One of the horrible tragedies visited on the suffering people of Gaza by the Israeli invasion is the complete disruption of Gaza's sex industry.

Entrepeneurs like Abu Ali have long relied on Gaza's tunnel network to transport sex workers from Egypt like the one pictured above to the Gaza Strip to sevice the market in the Hamas-ruled territory's sex industry. But the Israeli attacks have severely disrupted the income of Abu Ali and others like him who relied on the smuggling tunnels for their livelihood.

"Life cannot go on in Gaza if the tunnels are destroyed -- they're our only opening to the outside world," he said, and vowed to rebuild his tunnel under the border with Egypt as soon as the fighting is over.

"I have to make my living", said Ali, who claims that many of the Hamas fighters are among his customers. "This is a vital service for the people of Gaza, just like rockets, AK-47s and explosives. All jihad and no play makes Achmed an unhappy martyr."

The smuggling not only provides smugglers with a living but also provides income for Hamas, who levies a tax on all incoming shipments. According to Ali, the amount varies according to the size of the shipment and of the sex worker. "Sometimes, the tax is just a free sample or handling the entertainment at a party. I'm happy to do it for our heroic fighters...allahu akbar!"

Ali shares his tunnel with four partners, but none of them can approach the area because "Israeli planes are attacking anyone approaching the frontiers."

Another smuggler, Abdullah, also operates a tunnel to smuggle in both sex workers and fuel but has had his traffic interupted as well.

"We don't know if our tunnels have been hit or not by the Israeli bombs because no one can go down there to see. After all, our life is more important than money or work," he said of the family-run business. "Meanwhile, anyone who has a sheep, a goat, or a camel can expect the price to go up until the fighting stops...especially since you can't eat the meat afterwards", he said.

Abdullah is confident that business will go back to normal after the war as the Egyptians look the other way when traffic resumes in the tunnels that survive.

"The Egyptians are our fellow Arabs and understand these matters...the last thing they want is to see us angry and frustrated. Plus the Egyptian traders on the other side make a huge profit on the sex traffic as well and they won't want to lose that income."



18 comments:

Sabra said...

Please let the fact that there is no link in this post mean that this really, truly is satire. In which case, it is some of the best I've read in a long while! Very good, FF. Most excellent job.

hadj said...

this is true disgusting. Allahu akbar to the Hamas!

Freedom Fighter said...

And their brave sheep and goats,the loyal consorts of the martyrs, Hadj..let's not forget them, hmm?

Anonymous said...

This is the funniest shit I've read this week!

anonymous said...

She's cute.

Anonymous said...

This typical Zionist propaganda.

How about covering the massacre and war crimes the Zio-Nazi Jews are doing in Gaza?

Also there's no link to these lies.

Some Freedom Fighter. Racist fighter is more like it.

BlackFlag

Freedom Fighter said...

Hi Anonymous,

So, you like the high you get from sniffing Raid, eh?

'Zio-Nazis' ? Well, you pick out whom you think the real Nazis are, ok? Exploiting a poor Egyptian sex worker like that! Baa-aahd form, I call it.(lol)

BTW, BlackFlag...I hear you can buy a sense of humor at WalMart for only $19.95. And while you're at it, you can take that Black Flag of jihad ( yes,I know what you were talking about) and shove it you know where.

Israel stays, Bubba. deal with it.

Cordially,
ff

Anonymous said...

I would have thought the brave Hamas guys were too busy hiding behind women and kids to actually risk coming out to have sex with those sheep and goats...I guess love is stronger than their fear!

Funny, funny piece by the way.

Debbie said...

"both male and female..." Very interesting...

heh

Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth

Freedom Fighter said...

Thanks, Y'all

Mitch Haase said...

That was an awesome story and though it is satire, there is a lot of truth to it. Muslims love to have sex with animals. The mujahadeen have a long history rooted in beastiality and pederasty and loke nothing more than to blow a load into a defenseless animal or child.

Freedom Fighter said...

Well, by no means all Muslims, Mitch...but a lot of the mujahadeen, certainly. It's a domination thing.

Just remember that a great many Muslims are no different than you or me, and this was intended to reflect on Hamas and their ilk.

Freedom Fighter said...

Well, by no means all Muslims, Mitch...but a lot of the mujahadeen, certainly. It's a domination thing.

Just remember that a great many Muslims are no different than you or me, and this was intended to reflect on Hamas and their ilk.

Freedom Fighter said...

Well, by no means all Muslims, Mitch...but a lot of the mujahadeen, certainly. It's a domination thing.

Just remember that a great many Muslims are no different than you or me, and this was intended to reflect on Hamas and their ilk.

Ymarsakar said...

Did you forget that you were moderating your own comments, Joshua? ;_)

Freedom Fighter said...

Google glitch Ymarksakar...repeated it three times! G-d knows why...

Actually, I don't have to mod my own comments.

Anonymous said...

You know, I heard Hamas's greatest regret if they ever leave Gaza will be leaving their camel's behind

Anonymous said...

Very funny and very believable.