Friday, September 19, 2008

Sandra Bernhard: Palin Would Be Gang-Raped By Blacks in Manhattan

Yes, they're really coming out of the woodwork.

Let's start with 'comedienne' Sandra Bernhard, who said on stage that Palin Would Be Gang-Raped By Blacks in Manhattan...

Warning..this is one angry and deranged person and there's some pretty foul language.

Here's some choice bits:

"Now you got Uncle Women, like Sarah Palin, who jumps on the s--t and points her fingers at other women. Turncoat b---h! Don’t you f--kin’ reference Old Testament, bitch! You stay with your new Goyish crappy shiksa funky bulls--t! Don’t you touch my Old Testament, you b---h! Because we have left it open for interpre-ta-tion! It is no longer taken literally! You whore in your f--kin' cheap New Vision cheap-ass plastic glasses and your [sneering voice] hair up. A Tina Fey-Megan Mullally brokedown bulls--t moment."

Your 'Old Testament' Sandra? for one thing, most Jews refer to it as the Torah (if they're talking about the five book of Moses) or the Bible.And I seem to recall that the scripture has a few things to say about bearing false witness and lashon hora ( literally an 'evil tongue'). Plus, there's that pesky little bit of Leviticus that sort of discourages your choice of lifestyle. And by the way, are you kosher and do you keep the Sabbath? Maybe you can beat the bushes and find a Rabbi to go along with your particular `interpretation', but most even reasonably observant Jews would call that uh...bulls**t, to use that trenchant phrase your foul mouth seems so fond of.

I also wonder about that reference to `your new Goyish crappy shiksa funky bulls--t!' I realize that you're now a biblical scholar in addition to your other talents, but you obviously missed the lesson about how Christians like Governor Palin accept and honor both the Bible and the New Testament as divine Scripture.

And you know what Sandra...she's has as much right to it as you do. If not more, because she at least appears to practice her religion.

To add insult to injury, this hate fest was proudly produced at the J Street theater by the D.C. Jewish Community Center. Here's a quote from spokesman Ari Roth:

We’re proud of our producing -- proud of Sandra’s sense of timing -- taking the fight out to the house and to the street beyond, channeling so much of our rage and frustration at the bizarre recent twists of fortune since Karl Rove trotted out Sarah Palin for John McCain to briefly meet and then get in bed with.Sandra’s face is hanging 10 feet tall in a banner over the DCJCC steps and we’re proud that she’s a new emblem and ambassador for our theater and our center. She’s not the only one who represents us. But her large heart, her generous talent, and her big mouth are all a big part of who we are.

Undoubtedly this kind of hate-filled rant is a big part of whom these people are. But it has nothing to do with Judaism, and I would advise you, your pals and Sarah Bernhard to keep your mitts off our Torah, thank you.

And to my Christian friends, my sincere apologies, It seems that I've been doing a lot of that lately as empty secular Leftist Jews continue to make a mockery of the faith.

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