Friday, April 18, 2008

Japanese Baseball Team Scores 66 Runs In Two Innings!

I have a feeling a certain wanna-be pitcher ought to try another position!

"TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese high school pleaded for a regional game to be abandoned after surrendering 66 runs in less than two innings, local media reported on Thursday.

The coach of Kawamoto technical high school threw in the towel to spare his pitcher's arm with his team losing 66-0 with just one batter out in the bottom of the second.

The hapless hurler had already sent down over 250 pitches, allowing 26 runs in the first inning and 40 in the second before Kawamoto asked for mercy.

"At that pace the pitcher would have thrown around 500 pitches in four innings," Kawamoto's coach was quoted as saying. "There was a danger he could get injured."

Opponents Shunshukan were officially credited with a 9-0 victory, giving the scoreline a tinge of respectability for the luckless Kawamoto school."

What,no bullpen? Shimata!!

I also love the bit about Shunshukan agreeing to save Kawamoto's face by agreeing to accept a 9-0 has a way of bringing that out in people.

Still, that's a lot of runs..and a feed line for an obvious joke that I'll allow you to puzzle out for yourselves.

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