Wednesday, July 06, 2011

IowaHawk's Twitter Questions For Obama ?!?!

As you probably know,President Obama (or more likely, one of his designated Czars) decided to spend some time on Twitter answering questions via the #AskObama hashtag...and the one and only IowaHawk definitely has some :

An $8 billion high speed train leaves Chicago for Iowa City at 8:15am at 40mph. Why?

If shovel-ready projects create jobs, wouldn't spoon-ready projects create even more jobs?

How come you haven't made unemployment illegal? #duh

Instead of making cars get 62 mpg, why not 62 million mpg? Also, do something about the gravitational constant.

Don't you just hate going through those TSA lines? And hey, what about that airline food?

Serious question: what's the biggest hardship you've ever dealt with in your life?

Have you ever had a menial job, changed your own oil, or fixed a toilet?

Subtract Malia's age from the number of states. Multiply the result by the number of jobs saved or created.

Math wasn't your strong suit, was it?

I let my Mexican drug lord license expire. Am I still eligible for the free machine gun program?

When you're visiting his volcano lair, does George Soros let you feed the laser sharks?

The staffer who suggested this Twitter Town Hall is fired, isn't he?

Are you smart enough to create a problem so big that even you could not solve it?

Why isn't your cabinet unionized?

If Joe Biden has a massive stroke, (a) do you have a replacement in mind, and (b) how would you tell?

Is there any job you'd be better at than president?

If you ever had a yard sale, how much would you ask for those styrofoam Greek columns?

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1 comment:

louielouie said...

geez, all those tweets and nothing about arugula?
i wonder how many of those came from sec. of state klebb's staff.