Sunday, June 11, 2006

Zarqawi in paradise

Hey, it's me, Zarqawi! I killed lots of infidels, so where's my 72 virgins?

Down here, you're the virgin, sweetheart. Didn't you get the memo?


DAG said...

Al Zarqawi and his 72 Virgins
I hate Elvis references, but which Al Zarqawi do the 72 virgins get, the fat one or the thin one? Or maybe they get the bloodied, battered, blown up one....


Freedom Fighter said...

Eh - doesn't matter!

Or, as Zarqawi/Elvis would sing -`Uh Uh Uh - Be ah mah Little Go-od luck bomb, wo ho ho let's go to par-a-dise'...I wanna go-od luck bomb, that I can call my own to de-ton-ate to-ni-ight!'

(*Sorry*. Really)